DRUNK FEST!!!!
Ok so the header tells all, about 2 weeks ago, the girls got together for a night of drinking. Which was loooong over due. Tiffany was starting her training, but the mean bastards here are keeping her from us. So we were going to celebrate the girls being brought back together.So Tanya had been going through a major bitch withdrawal and all we want is for everyone to be happy...So we started our night...Also on top of that it was week 1 of the Atkins diet....Absolutely NO CARBS...Not good for the weekly alcoholic binges. So off to the liquor store...We knew vodka had none, so we went and grabbed ourselves a 40 oz....Not a smaller bottle,had to be gluttons...So off to the store, and in search of 0 carb or low, from previous knowledge, we knew Crystal Light was the best choice...So booze all ready to go, just needed to start getting ready and drink...Off to Tanya's place...We were gonna play cards, but couldn't find any so what is the next best thing....Ah hello...Monopoly...Now how can drunks play this game in a legit way? Well we surely tried...And had fun....Amidst the drinking we felt the need to spread our love with others...Via the phone....Not sure why we like to call people and make asses out of ourselves, but we knew they would just laugh at us....Yeah and tell us at work the next day....Not fun! So who was the first victim? MMM, well we tried to call someone who used to work with us, no answer on his cell and wondered why...So we tried to get the chain rolling and think about how we can get in touch with that person...The one thing, we didn't know another phone number for that person, so in our drunken state of mind thought of someone to call...OMG so Tiffany grabbed the phone book and looked up this guys number that we work with..His father has an unusual name so she stated that when she saw it, she would know it..Sure enough there it was. So I decided I would call, first off she gave me the wrong number, the one before Dave's..So first off made an ass of myself by asking for him. So finally when Tiffany focused on the number, I called....Wishing he wouldn't answer, so it was worse, it was his mother..Had to explain who I was and asked for his cell number...So we got the number, next we called...First time got an answering machine, couldn't leave a message, so I ended up saying " hi d, it is me...Than burst into laughter..And than good ol Tanya hung up the phone..." Now I couldn't leave it at that...So I called back, hoping to get the machine again...Guess again he picked up the phone. So after a good 15 minutes, we finally let him go and decided to proceed onto the rest of our evening. Hoping that he wouldn't remember anything, but we all know that is not possible. Finally midnight rolled around and it was time to head out....After Tiffany falling in the bathroom and on the way to the bar we were starting the night....Ended up at the g'wood and danced the night away...Tanya sure was happy cause her bitch was there and he actually said hi back to us after I made an ass of myself by waving like a nut.....The evening was a smash...Had a ball and loved every minute....Now the day after, that is another story..Sick as a dog. I never felt pain like that before in my life. I say the next day I will never drink like that again, but I know I will and than there will be another blog moment..Until then...TA TA...
Ok so the header tells all, about 2 weeks ago, the girls got together for a night of drinking. Which was loooong over due. Tiffany was starting her training, but the mean bastards here are keeping her from us. So we were going to celebrate the girls being brought back together.So Tanya had been going through a major bitch withdrawal and all we want is for everyone to be happy...So we started our night...Also on top of that it was week 1 of the Atkins diet....Absolutely NO CARBS...Not good for the weekly alcoholic binges. So off to the liquor store...We knew vodka had none, so we went and grabbed ourselves a 40 oz....Not a smaller bottle,had to be gluttons...So off to the store, and in search of 0 carb or low, from previous knowledge, we knew Crystal Light was the best choice...So booze all ready to go, just needed to start getting ready and drink...Off to Tanya's place...We were gonna play cards, but couldn't find any so what is the next best thing....Ah hello...Monopoly...Now how can drunks play this game in a legit way? Well we surely tried...And had fun....Amidst the drinking we felt the need to spread our love with others...Via the phone....Not sure why we like to call people and make asses out of ourselves, but we knew they would just laugh at us....Yeah and tell us at work the next day....Not fun! So who was the first victim? MMM, well we tried to call someone who used to work with us, no answer on his cell and wondered why...So we tried to get the chain rolling and think about how we can get in touch with that person...The one thing, we didn't know another phone number for that person, so in our drunken state of mind thought of someone to call...OMG so Tiffany grabbed the phone book and looked up this guys number that we work with..His father has an unusual name so she stated that when she saw it, she would know it..Sure enough there it was. So I decided I would call, first off she gave me the wrong number, the one before Dave's..So first off made an ass of myself by asking for him. So finally when Tiffany focused on the number, I called....Wishing he wouldn't answer, so it was worse, it was his mother..Had to explain who I was and asked for his cell number...So we got the number, next we called...First time got an answering machine, couldn't leave a message, so I ended up saying " hi d, it is me...Than burst into laughter..And than good ol Tanya hung up the phone..." Now I couldn't leave it at that...So I called back, hoping to get the machine again...Guess again he picked up the phone. So after a good 15 minutes, we finally let him go and decided to proceed onto the rest of our evening. Hoping that he wouldn't remember anything, but we all know that is not possible. Finally midnight rolled around and it was time to head out....After Tiffany falling in the bathroom and on the way to the bar we were starting the night....Ended up at the g'wood and danced the night away...Tanya sure was happy cause her bitch was there and he actually said hi back to us after I made an ass of myself by waving like a nut.....The evening was a smash...Had a ball and loved every minute....Now the day after, that is another story..Sick as a dog. I never felt pain like that before in my life. I say the next day I will never drink like that again, but I know I will and than there will be another blog moment..Until then...TA TA...
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